Clash of the Titans

Me and Mr Megaphone just went head to head again. I swear the guy cannot speak at anything less than 100 decibels. There he was in his yard screaming his head off on his mobile phone,

Hey, moron - Newsflash - it's a phone you don't neeed to shout at them!

He went absolutely mental, theatening to tear my head off and the like, whilst I said that I was calling the police, all manner of choice Greek insults being employed by both sides. I tell you, my Greek is never as fluent or colloquial as when I'm angry.

I'm off to the town council on Wednesday to report the a##hole for the chickens, geese, dogs etc that he keeps illegally.