Monday, February 23, 2009

Thank you for choosing Paleokostas Airlines

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Flight 4B7 with service from Korydallo.

We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all explosive devices underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that weapons are in the upright position for take-off. Please turn off all personal electronic devices, including tazors and IEDs. Shooting is prohibited for the duration of the flight.

Thank you for choosing Paleokostas Airlines. Enjoy your flight."


KitsosMitsos said...

LOL! He'll be back because he forgot his "kompoloi".

sapphire said...

And where is your problem englishman?This is what you want!A thief-pseudoanarchist put Greece in trouble!What other yoy want?But Greece is still safier country than yours!We have excellent relationships with the other planet (we did not enslaved them like you did) and it is clear that everyone can be here and have good time!In contrast with your country when the police is much more strick than ours!
And we organised the best and safiest Olympic Games in history and would be silliness to go someone in London for the Olympic Games of 2012 because it will be the center of terrorism,every other people in eart wants to destroy you and that's a good opportunity,is better to go to Bagdat!

teacher dude said...

"We have excellent relations with the other planet"

Boy, are you right about that. Greetings from planet Earth.

sapphire said...

Hahaha...nice,english humor...that's says everything.

Anonymous said...

sapphire i'm greek too and I don't get why you should be offended:/
And Palaiokostas didn't get our country in trouble-in fact 95% of people I know see him as a Robin Hood/Scofield/Che Guevera idol

sapphire said...

Where are you living?in preason?he is a criminal and only that!he nothing good done!