Worshipping at our altar

Worshipping at our altar, originally uploaded by Teacher Dude's BBQ.

Paying our respects to the ionised gods.

Our Father, who art in the ether,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy schedule come.
Thy will be done,
on TV as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily helping.
And forgive us our zapping,
As we forgive those who do not tune into us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from repeats.
[For thine are the ratings,
and the power, and the revenue,
for ever and ever.
Amen.]