Santa had it coming. I mean the guy is part of front for the take over of the world by international communism. It's only because of the bravery of men like Jack Bauer that our country remains undefiled by his Red filth.
Five Reasons why Santa is, in fact a dirty Red.
1 - He is the spitting image of Karl Marx
2 - He has absolutely no respect for the sanctity of the home - Try entering my chimney any time over the holidays and then you'll meet my little friend, Mr M16.
3 - He believes in universal surveillance - How else does he know who's been naughty or nice?
4 - Giving away gifts to all and saundry? If that is not a direct attack on the very foundations of our economic system and by extention our way of life, I don't know what is.
5 - And he's a foreigner who seems to be able to enter US airspace at will. Who knows what military secrets he has divulged to his Red Hordes?